If I could sew, I'd make Jared a costume that said "BombDiggityDaddy," complete with a cape.
I always go to church an hour early for choir, and BombDiggityDaddy wakes up Megan from her nap, gets her all dressed up, and brings her to church. Half the time he has to give her a bath, too. After sacrament meeting, BombDiggityDaddy even has to walk around the building to make sure all the classes have teachers, and he takes Megan along for the ride. Then, he takes care of her all through church without ever bothering me, and brings her back home. To top it off, BombDiggityDaddy is always happy after church & smiling when I come home.
I think it's probably because he loves Megan. Oh, and me, too.
I love you, BombDiggityDaddy! Megan loves you, too (she says your name all the time... that's your proof).