A little something I thought up while eating lunch, dreading my chore of the afternoon:
Sing the following to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Will someone come shovel my driveway?
Won't someone come shovel for me?
I don't want to get out my snow boots
and my jeans will get wet, don't you see?
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
someone please shovel for me, for me?
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
oh, won't you come shovel for me?
I wish that the sun would just melt it
or the white stuff would just disappear.
For it was my new resolution
to not shovel snow this whole year!
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
someone please shovel for me, for me?
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
oh won't you come shovel for me?
I did not forsee this snow coming.
12 inches is no tiny thing
I think if I shovel for too long
my arm will be broke in a sling.
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
someone please shovel for me, for me?
Sho-vel, sho-vel,
oh, won't you come shovel for me?
5 comments:
:) So did the song work?
Move to Arizona. We never have to shovel sunshine out of our driveway ;-)
You're silly! I'll trade you, I'll shovel if you work for me!
i'll come shovel! sorry to hear you got slammed! we're good over here.. we'll see what mother nature leaves us in the morn!
I think you should move to Arizona.
Just sayin.
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